My Apologies to Miley Cyrus
Here it is. This is a Mile-by-Mile race report of my first half marathon. I figured it would be best to share the thoughts I had along the way... that way you get to see the real me. The real me that comes out while I run. Mile 0-1: Ugh! My legs are tired. Don't think about it... they'll perk up soon. Mile 1-3: OK... my legs feel pretty good. My foot feels pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good. I can do this! No problem. Mile 3-4: I'm maintaining pretty good pace (about 13:30/mile... which for me is a nice, easy, long-term pace). I kind of have to use the restroom. I'll stop at the next port 'a potty. Mile 4: There are the port 'a potties. Good timing since they are right at the bottom of the hill. That will give me a chance to breathe before I head up the hill. Port 'a Potty Break: Don't touch anything... don't touch anything... Mile 4-5: Oh, man! My ...
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I've been told that my fiancé used to do this A LOT when he was little.
I do believe they grow back:-)